FYI
My Dad still hasn't remembered my birthday. He also forgot Celia's.
Four jobs you have had in your life:
My kid has planted herself smack-dab in the middle of a new phase: The "Naked Phase." Awesome. She got a new dolly today and immediately undressed it and herself. I think she's starting a colony. It's not usually a problem unless the diaper comes off too. The other day I heard an awful racket coming from her room during naptime. I entered her room to discover she was buck naked, driving her crib (it's on wheels) across the nursery, and waving her diaper over her head like a lasso. The hardest part is figuring out a way to keep that diaper on. These are my ideas so far: hot glue gun, staples, duct tape and, the ever reliable, shock-collar.