Thursday, June 02, 2005

Sex Matters

Today I caught about 15 minutes of Oprah on t.v. So far I haven't totally fallen into the pit of housewifedom, including a daily regime of Oprah, soaps, and The Price is Right. I have other vices that I'm not getting into. Anyways, the topic was SEX! One of the questions posed to the supposed expert at the scene was if it's normal for a female to have a higher sex drive than her male spouse. Immediately, the sexologist (or whatever) asked if the woman received any quality one-on-one time with man in a nonsexual way. She replied "Not enough" and the problem was simply reduced to a lack of intimacy. Wifey was told to stop trying to force sex upon her husband because it was not really sex she needed, but some quality time. Cuddling and such. Case closed. Well. Fine. At first I thought this was a decent point, the lack of intimacy thing, but suppose it's actually a SEX THING? Maybe wifey just needs the bone! Is it so absurd that a woman may have a higher sex drive than a man? Alas, I will keep in mind that Dr. Phil was also an expert on Oprah and we all know he's as smart as a bag of cornflakes.

3 Comments:

At 7:39 PM, Blogger Blogger21 said...

Hmm.. wonder if we can use that same logic for our more amourous husbands?

'No I'm sorry you think you want some loving, but really.. we just need to talk... watch a chick flick together, have a picnic and read each other poetry. That sort of thing.'

That'll kill an erection in no time! Problem solved. No more 'forcing sex' on women.


HA - I can have Dr. Phil's job now!

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger trixi said...

Ha ha. Don't forget about "examining our feelings!"
Ha ha erection killers.

 
At 10:47 PM, Blogger Ken said...

Patrick raises a good point.

 

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