Domestic Drivel

We picked up a few groceries in Walmart in G.P. the other day. I figured out what exactly the same items would cost (before taxes) if we purchased them here in town and compared totals.
Walmart, Grande Prairie: $77.20
Freson IGA, High Prairie: $125.78
This is precisely why I bitch so much. This is just a few items. When I have to buy diapers and such, that's where it gets really hairy!

We had to have a baby to understand the actual function of a belly-button. It's a place to keep your cheerios! Last night Ken stripped her down and carried her from her room to the bath (quickly, to avoid getting peed on) and, after placing her in the clean water, discovered a lone cheerio. It was baffling. Occasionally renegade cheerios jump off the baby, seemingly from nowhere. Like ticks! Obviously she doesn't keep them in her diaper. That's where she stashes her crack!

Ken still thinks he can outwit me.
Me: "I guess it doesn't matter what you wear to get our picture taken, you always look like a slob! Haha."
Him: "How would you like a picture taken with two black eyes?"
Me: "Two black guys?! Great!"