Deutsch Heute

I tried out an online translator for fun:

Hallo. Heute dachte ich, daß ich mein gesamtes Blog auf Deutsch schreiben würde. Es ist eine lange Zeit gewesen, da ich es studiert habe, also ich ein wenig betrog. Noch wettete ich, daß es mich erscheinen läßt hübsches intelligentes. Ken hat das Hören zu den deutschen CDS in seiner Ersatzzeit begonnen, also muß ich auf meinen Zehen halten, um vor ihm zu bleiben. Ich habe eine harte Zeit mit den Tempora und der Wortstellung, jedoch. Deshalb benutze ich einen Übersetzer. Wenn er ganz herauf ihn ist wirklich nicht meine Störung geschraubt wird! Ha Ha.


This is basically what I wrote:

Hello. Today I thought that I would write my entire Blog in German. It has been a long time since I studied it, so I cheated a bit. Still I bet that it makes me appear pretty smart. Ken began listening to German CDS in his spare time, so I have to stay on my toes to keep ahead of him. I’m having a hard time with the tenses and the word positions, however, so I used a translator. If it’s totally screwed up it’s really not my fault! Ha ha.

This is how it translates:

Hello. Today I thought that I would write my entire Blog on German. It was a long time, since I studied it, thus I a little betrog. Still I bet that it lets me appear pretty intelligent. Ken began a hearing to the German CDS in its spare time, therefore I must hold on my toes, in order to remain before him. I have a hard time with the tenses and the word position, however. Therefore I use a translator. If it completely up it is not really my disturbance is screwed! Hectar hectar.

Not too bad. Unfortunately, I don’t think it makes me appear any smarter.
What the hell is Hectar Hectar?

hehe ...hold on my toes... he