Fun in the Kitchen with Trixi

If you like chocolate, hazelnuts and sex, you must try a Kinder Bueno bar. (insert visual of Homer Simpson-type drool here)

I found a recipe for Cat Shit Cookies on the internet this morning. Not made of cat shit, but look the part. Lightly rolled in grape nuts no less (to simulate litter) and with a variety of add ins to compliment the look you are going for. Eg. chocolate chunks (shit chunks), butterscotch chips (diarrhea), coconut (worms), corn (who the fuck feeds their cat corn?) and so on. There are two base recipes so you can pick the overall shit-shade, chocolate or gingerbread. I'll be sure to file these Shit Cookies in my recipe box in between Vomit Soups and VD Smoothies.

Vomit Soups:

Mexican Fiesta
Beef Stew Redux
Bologna Minestrone
Chinese Up-Chuckwagon

VD Smoothies:

Pus Plus Plum
Tri-Fruit-Moniasis
Chlam-and-Beer (alcoholic)
Ginger-Wart-Warm-Up
Gonorrhea With the Wind (a breezy summer drink)
Crabba Java Cooler
Herpe Slurpee

Power Smoothies:

Syphilitic Citrus Burn
Discharge Recharger
Hepa-titan

Other Fun Recipes:

Mullet Chops
Grilled Cheese Snatchwiches (ham optional)
Bubble and Squeak (really bubbles and squeaks!)
Finger Bangers and Mash (bangers are British sausages you pervert)


Today's Words:

Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness -Chuang Tzu