Bum's the Word

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Okay. So we're channel surfing through the porno channels (there was nothing else on) and on every single channel is a bleach blonde taking it up the bum. I could care less about who's into what but what the heck is up with all the ANAL? What happened to good old fashioned sex? Now you can't even buy a porn mag without someone peeing on someone else every second page (so I'm told). And everyone has so many peircings you can't tell whose is whose amid the sweaty flesh-mass. Or should I say ass-mass. Sorry, couldn't resist. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude or anything, but can't a girl get some good old one-on-one penetration? Now there's all this pressure. "Okay honey you find the condoms while I set the mood. The mirror is in the tub and the girls are drinking plenty of fluids. I hope you brought the snorkel this time!" I remember at my last job, every single person there had to check out this website with alot of shit-eating and so on. I had to pass. Sure every once in a while I like to check out rotten.com or bangedup.com but that's more for the occasional hilarious picture. I once saw a penis & testicles neatly tucked into a high heel shoe, strap and all. I had tears running down my cheek for a half hour. But, I certainly don't need to see people ingesting human waste. I have a real problem with visuals. I saw a video of a man getting fucked by a horse and I'd wake up thinking of it 6 months later. You can imagine what a horrid predicament that would be.
That's all. Rant complete. Now I have to go.
The poker is hot and Ken's not gonna hang upside-down forever!

It’s spankin’ season and I’ve a hankerin’ for some spankerin. – Homer Simpson