Shitstorm

Everyone has been sick with a horrible flu. I wrote a haiku to commemorate the event.

Everyone is sick
Projectiling everywhere
Sleeping near toilets

Apparently the post office is thinking of striking by Dec. 8th. Is this some new Christmas tradition? What's that? Another haiku you say? Okay.

Canada Post sucks
Always striking at Christmas
Yet Greyhound is worse

Here is one more about deworming the cat.

Wrapped in a blanket
Foam, spit, howls, tears, even blood
Kitten is mad too