Laughter, the Best Lubricant

Things that made me laugh my ass off this weekend:
A t-shirt that said: My Other Ride Is Your Girlfriend
A t-shirt that said: It's Not Going To Lick Itself!
A liquor store called Liquor Spot. If you are not laughing, say it out loud and slowly. That's Sofa King funny.

Looks like Revenue Canada has politely asked me to bend over and spread my cheeks, only this time at the insistance of the B.C. Ambulance Association. I have an outstanding debt for a bill I never received for an ambulance joyride I took in Victoria in May of 2002. So, at this rate, they should remember to bill me for transporting my pregnant self around the country in about 2008. I'll get myself ready! The good news is it's only $54. It's just the point. The dink I reached on the phone kept saying, in some mangled form of broken English, "Please, understand this, Ms. Berndt..." Ya, please understand this, Asshole, I don't know what you're talking about. We agreed that he could send me a bill so that I at least had a paper trail to swear at and wave in peoples' faces during my Revenue-Canada-Bashing-Parties (held every second Saturday at the Elk's Hall). If I do not pay this it will be garnisheed from my government cheques, gst, etc. Oh right, I'm not eligible to receive anything!! I think this renders me ineligible to pay anything. And by me I mean Ken.