He likes the Samurais he says.

Well of course he does. Who doesn't? When have you ever been in a conversation about something Japanese and had someone come up to you and say "Man I really hate those Samurais!!" I'm willing to bet my shoes- never.

So here I am, baby's asleep, I'm all out of 1% milk and my Mom won't return my calls. When did this become my life? Don't get me wrong, I love being a Mom and staying at home but where's the funny, sexy, spikey haired girl who fits into my pants? Probably still in Victoria having sex in a semi public place after dark. I am no longer Tracy: independent, flirty girl-type person. I am Tracy: small town MOM. I have puke stains on all my shirts and I don't care. As long as it doesn't smell, no problem. What's that?? If I ever drive a stationwagon and coach soccer, shoot me.

Today I was at the health clinic getting Celia immunized and the nurse gave me a postpartum depression screening. Basically I answer a bunch of questions about feeling sad and blahblah. Of course I lied. What do you think they'd do if I told them I cried today telling a story about 2 raccoons? Or that those awful Church of latter day Saints commercials make me dewy? I CRY DURING DISNEY CARTOONS! But I've always done that. I'm just a sap. I believe there are too many self diagnosed "depressed" people. I had a friend who decided she was depressed and got a bunch of antidepressants (they don't work with alcohol you stupid nimrod) and tried to tell me I also was depressed and should get some pills too. Well yeah, I was. I had no money and a shitty job and love life that would give you the screaming meemies! But I knew that that was why I was depressed and no pills were going to fix those things. What they might do is make me not care so much about what was bothering me but how is that fixing anything? Here's a shovel so you can dig yourself a little deeper and bury your head while you're at it. Victims make me SO ANGRY!

Love is a Gentle Whip is just something I read off of my refrigerator. What the hell is that eggy smell in here??